Welcome to our Police State.
Monday, August 22nd, 2005Rick Santorum can’t even play at celebrity. As the heir apparent of all things nasty about Christian Dominionist Extremism, he can’t even attend a book signing without an escort of hired thugs. To our guy Rick, a carload of teenage women is too threatening; they must be forcibly removed from the local Barnes & Noble by a rent-a-thug in full police regalia. As it turns out this example of Delaware’s Finest cannot be reached for comment. But a spokesperson from the bookstore chain claims that management wasn’t consulted before Mr. Triggerhappy took matters into his own hands to expel them from the store and to threaten the ladies with jail time for the gumption of speaking their own minds within earshot of the Exalted Senator.
I’m curious as to the screening process used to filter out the progressives from the off-duty state police rosters, or how they pick only the worst and dimmest officers to “maintain peace”. Also. I wonder about exactly how much money one gets for such an obviously dangerous assignment and from whom does the money originate?
This unfortunate by-product of our current leadership is quite telling: ordinary people, the youth of America no less, have no right to attend public events. These are the same kids, mind you, whose names are being fed into the Department of Defense’s computers in preparation for the inevitable upcoming draft. They aren’t allowed to voice their opinions, but they’ll be allowed to die for the glory of our Corporate Hegemony as a God-given right. And as we all know George W. Bush is Lord.
Such behavior in public as exhibited by these young women cannot be seen too lightly; as the conservatives know, these children must be punished – for their own good - as example to all God-fearing Americans. The Christian Right, as exemplified in Senator Santorum is under attack, and so only militaristic responses are appropriate. Such unwholesome behavior in the face of a Senatorial book promotion will, I feel, seriously abbreviate the good Senator’s (gack!) book-signing tour, which will adversely affect the profitability of said Tome of Enlightenment, thereby undermining the possibility of another publisher’s willingness to take on future projects by this author. (See? Some good can come of this!)